awe.sm has a time machine.
As proof, consider: I joined awe.sm in January 2011, and Bennett wrote me a very nice welcome blog post that ran in these pages in January 2012. He wrote it in a timely fashion, then sent it to The Future with our time machine.*
Consider, too, Michael Lasmanis.
Michael joined awe.sm as our Vice President of Engineering just this month, yet awe.sm has been running his code since back when we were a three-man shop renting desk space at Klout. True story. The way awe.sm counts clicks on our tracking links depends upon Michael’s solution for transferring log data from servers into cloud storage. He also contributed vital architectural guidance. “Michael’s contributions are core to our infrastructure,” explained our Laurie Voss, who would know.
How was that possible?
Michael has held director-level and CTO positions at companies as luminous as Revcube, FastChannel Network, Motino, and Google. His résumé refers to him as a “talented and accomplished technology and software engineering executive”, which is a feat of understatement akin to describing Rome merely as a “geographically widespread influencer of language, religion, architecture, philosophy, law, forms of government, and aqueducts.” Michael is awesome.
He first met the awe.sm team in summer 2010, and we leaped at the opportunity to work together. But shortly thereafter, this was interrupted when he and his husband Mikey adopted Calliope, a beautiful baby girl, iPhone enthusiast, and fashion phenom. Two years later, we’ve finally snagged him back.
That’s the official explanation, anyway. Between us, it’s just a cover for the time machine.**
Either way, we’re thrilled to have him. Welcome, Michael!
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* The idea that a company would simply procrastinate and forget to write a welcome blog post for their new marketing guy for a full twelve months is inconceivable. ↑
** TWO ARGUMENTS AGAINST THE TIME-TRAVEL THEORY: 1: If Michael could travel back in time, wouldn’t he have helped prevent the production of The Flintstones live-action movie? That movie was terrible. 2: And why wouldn’t he have told me to sell all this Yahoo! stock by now? Seriously. ↑









bootcamp at Web 2.0 Expo New York this Monday (February 16). I honestly don’t know what I’m going to talk about, but the other folks on the panel (Jascha Kaykas-Wolff of WebTrends, Jennifer Zeszut of Scout Labs, and Lenny Rachitsky of Webmetrics) are really impressive 



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